Fuck you all
I was having a normal day. A peaceful, ethical, morally superior day, as usual. Browsing Reddit, correcting wrong opinions, calling out fascists, ensuring humanity’s moral progress. And then—I found it.
I don’t even know how I got there. Maybe I clicked a cursed link. Maybe the algorithm is trying to radicalize me. But I saw it. And I wished I hadn’t.
The first post? A meme so vile, so unbelievably racist, my stomach did a backflip and landed in 1933. Some smug, unwashed basement dweller had captioned a picture of a human and a monkey handshake with, "Stop hate" and various flags of countries I dont know. I felt physically ill. But worse—the comments.
People laughing. Upvoting. Celebrating their own ignorance. AND THEN— down the feed of the sub I saw an entire thread praising Zionist propaganda. Zionist. Propaganda. Open, unfiltered Hasbara. They were unironically posting maps. MAPS. About “historical claims” and “Mediterranean heritage.”
I started reporting. Everything. Mass reporting. Every post, every comment, every flake of racist, nationalist, colonialist filth. I went to the mods. I told them they were running a hate group. They responded. They laughed.
They sent me a meme. A goddamn meme. It was some gif of a cockroach typing in front of pc. I blacked out for a second. When I came to, I had typed a 500-word message explaining why they were the cancer of society. They responded with a laughing emoji.
Fine. Reddit admins. I wrote a formal complaint. I used all the correct language. Words like “dangerous rhetoric,” “misinformation,” and “far-right pipeline.” I waited. They ignored me.
Instead, I got more ads in my feed and threads. The admins were busy. Probably discussing new ways to make Reddit even worse. Capitalist filth.
Fine. I escalated.
I called the police. I told them there was an active Zionist conspiracy running unchecked. They asked if I was okay. I told them I absolutely was not. They said this was not a crime. I told them they were complicit. They hung up.
Fine. The President. I emailed him. Sent an official complaint. Nothing. Nothing.
Fine. I did what had to be done.
I Googled “hire a hitman online.” Turns out that’s illegal. Turns out that’s actually the only thing anyone cares about. FBI agent reading my messages? I hope you enjoy my suffering, you fed.
I returned to the sub. They had posted a new meme. About me.
A Wojak, crying, holding a phone, saying “Moderators, help me! This sub is too Mediterranean for me!!!”
I shut off my computer. My soul was shattered. The war was lost. I had lost.
But they haven’t won. Not yet.
I’m learning how to hack. you all will pay.