Ridiculous AUs

So, there seems to be a lot of venting and ranting on this sub... which is fine! There is a time and place for all of that here. I just thought maybe we could lighten things up a bit with some silly ideas and if someone is struck by some inspiration - bonus!

So share with the group: What would be an absolutely ridiculous AU for one of your preferred fandoms?

I'll go first: Fire Emblem Three Houses beer league hockey AU (with or without romance).