50 NMT + 30 Cherry Blossoms Giveaway! Read description for the rules!

I don’t have a lot of stuff, but I still wanna do this because of the kindness shown by everyone in this community! To enter, tell me a joke, Animal Crossing related or not. I just ask that you keep it clean. The one that makes me laugh the most wins! I may consider giving away 25 NMT to the second place winner, but I gotta see the comments. Winner will be announced Friday, September 4th at 9:00 pm EST! Comment away, make me laugh!

Edit: The winner is u/stylesgurly! Congrats! However, the runner up is u/justmelols!! You have an hour to dm me to claim your prize, or I’ll pick a new winner! It was a close call!