What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever had someone say about your pregnancy?

I’ll go first. My husbands friend called him to check in after I had my first via emergency c-section. Friend to my husband: ”At least her pussy will still be tight.”

I was furious and haven’t heard them speak since then 🙃

And another just for fun “if I was your husband I’d be getting you pregnant all the time too!” —my elderly male neighbor