Anyone fancy deciphering this LW sheet?

Whenever I've posted on here it looks like I just sit at home watching daytime TV 😅 (which is OK if that's what you do, it's just not what my work pattern actually is) and then here pops up something Bridgerton related once again.

I happened to be watching This Morning who are discussing the upcoming charity auctions and they had this LW sheet from Queen Charlotte.

Had I known, I would have streamed the segment on my laptop and recorded for better screenshots. Alas, we are now throughly acquainted with blurs and can probably make out the words from my phone recording of my TV 😅.

Since there are some very patient and tenacious people here, I thought someone may want to try and pull out the words - so here you are 😊. Annoyingly, the title of the segment is in the way and they placed Daniel Radcliffe's wand in front so most of the bottom of the sheet isnt visible 🙄.

Have we seen this before? Is some of this in the LW voiceover?

Enjoy! 🤗

(Ok working out how to put video clips and photos on the main post via the app has confused me, I'll put the photos in the comments 😪)