How many unread emails do you have?

After being shown a couple of my classmates' emails, I've come to the conclusion that we are in an unread email crisis.

I thought that everyone read their emails as soon as they got them and apparently I'm in the minority! I always unsubscribe from newsletters and trash the ones that I don't need anymore. Jokingly, one of my classmates scheduled a meeting with me in outlook to "address unread emails." I threw together a funny powerpoint while on the bus and we actually did it! Between my two classmates, we eliminated about 200 emails, but they still have like 5,000???

So. This is a judgement free zone, just pure scientific curiousity: how many unread emails do you have and how does that make you feel?