Overheard

I used to love the old overheard sections in the magazines and this morning reminded me of them.

I was sat on the bus from Gatwick to the Terminal. A couple and a lady were chatting about where they were off to.

One said she has to go on holiday because…

“He’s retarded”.

“He retarded in June”.

Well it took my whole being not to laugh out loud. He didn’t even correct her. So funny. The couple opposite me just smirked at each other.

So while I sit in this boring arse airport, please give me some of your overheard conversations!