GUYS I GOOGLED IF GREG IS THE LARGEST ARMY ON YOUTBE

I am being tracked AT THIS MOMENT. I don't have a lot of time left before Danny FINDS me and CONFINES me to his basement. May the holy Gregs appease my sins. The results I found are too GRUESOME and CURSED for the human eye to EVER perceive. I can feel my soul being tainted as of writing this.

This may be the last time I EVER get to listen to Last Night by fox szn and 3Drinks. I remember the night that song dropped in 2011, and it's still one of the most influential songs ever made.

For ANYONE, and I mean ANYONE, that ever even CONSIDERS searching "Is Greg the largest army on youtube", just know, biblically accurate Danny ALWAYS has his eyes open on every little Greg. That includes you.

I will be hiding in a hidingspot unbeknownst to Danny's new nutcracker: "Skull cracker", but still, he could just send another one or find me himself. Again, NEVER, and I mean NEVER, search "Is Greg the largest army on youtube", lest you suffer the same fate as me.