DAE always accidentally cut their tongues on the air pockets in lollipops?
Blow Pops, Dum Dums...whoever decided to aerate hard candy is an asshole. I'm eating a Caramel Apple Pop (halloween leftovers), and all I taste is blood.
Update 9/20/23: Upon a recent visit to a bowl of hard candy (we all know why they've gone out of style), I encountered Matlow's - Crystal Fruit. They have zero air pockets and last forever - probably bc you aren't left sucking on air and your own blood. After trying one of each color (clear, pink, red, purple) I unashamedly went back and raided the bowl of all the purple I could find. I could've sworn it was cassis/black current but the internet says it's just grape. Honestly, all the flavors are good.