I have endometriosis, Of course I....

This trend has been around for a bit, but I'm seeing a few pop up for chronic illnesses and want to know what the people of our community would say!

I believe you're supposed to start with "I have (Endometriosis), of course..." And then you say something obvious to yourself/community or something obviously sarcastic, kind of like an inside joke.

I'll start: I have endometriosis, of course beef and pork is my mortal enemy.