Describe your love situation in terms of Epic :D

I'll start: I feel like Penelope bc the love of my life is gone (but maybe not in the way that he's going to war and could return, maybe more like Calypso but let me be) and I don't think he's coming back, but I'll be waaaaiting, waaaaiting foooor hiiiiim. (I'm idiot, ik 😔)