These mondstadters are insane!

I am a fatui agent. One of the few who arrived into the mondstadt with a delegation against Dvalin. He was dealt with, so now we are all just kind of chilling at the hotel. For the most part people treat this as a vacation. Can't complain really. A nice and bright place, tons of mora and no harbinger to boss us around.

Naturally, I get out of the hotel and wander around the city a bit. It would be a shame to just stay cooped up inside that hotel all day wouldn't it?

What i see is just...

First of all, the back gate into the city is guarded by one dude. ONE! one knight is standing guard! And there are like 5 or 6 slimes jumping around the docks! I point him at the threat a few meters away but he just shrugs: technically they didn't enter the city, so it's okay? Really?

I say, fuck it, i will go talk about it with knights of favonius. At the door, i am told that Magister Jean is busy and i am better off coming at a later time. The safety of the city is at risk!

That's when a girl overhears me. She said she is Noelle and asks where trouble is. I point her at the direction of the port and continue arguing with the knights at the door. Few minutes later, something explodes "what the fuck was that?" I ask.

The two knights just look at each other and tell me the issue i have had was dealt with. I quickly rush to the back gate, only to see a giant crater in the middle of the field. Apparently Noelle has swung a bit too hard and it ended up like this.

At this point, i am starting to get headache. Whatever. Moving on. I should get something to drink.

As i walk to the tavern i hear a boom. No, not a boom. It's like a meteor fell down or something. I quicky rush to watch and, one of the hills outside the city just, collapsed. Like fully.

Even worse is how none of the citizens are surprised about it! They just, shrug, say "it's just klee" And move along!

I go, fine, lemme go to wolfendom. Leave the insane city behind and enjoy some time for myself. They say its supposed to be a land of wolves and i should be careful.

You know how many wolves i find? None! I see one guy running around pretending to be a wolf and thats it. He hits me with that flouride stare when i tell him he can use the bathrooms and not shit on the ground as he runs away.

Fuck it, back to the hotel i go. Fuck this city, and screw these weirdos.

On my way, i see a guy witn red hair finish off an abyss mage. I am quite impressed so i walk up to him. He scoffs at me and just rushes away, mumbling something about me going back to my country. Never even got his name. A few knights wander nearby and tell me that was apparently a darknight hero. He patrols the streets and the area around the city, killing off any abyss order elements.

I don't even know how they can be proud to announce they rely on this vigilante justice. If this is Mondtadt's military prowess, it's Incredible how this country hasn't collapsed. Varka must be a true warrior and a leader to tolerate this level of inadequate security.

As i step on the bridge to get back into the town, i see a kid scoff at me, because apparently my arrival scared the pigeons away. Really? This is the only bridge to mondstadt! How could i not have scared them away. And the kid really says "you could have swam"

... I can't with this city. First thing in the morning i am asking to be relocated somewhere else.