Ew…just…no

So my day was progressing as it usually does which is fine. Until this guy came in. And he buys a statue. Of dark magician girl. Proceeds to come to the counter and ask if we have “A JAR BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD HER”

Like…WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THIS? YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW WHY YOU NEED A JAR. IF YOU WERE GOING OUT OF YOUR WAY TO BE A CREEP, YOU SUCCEEDED SIR