Unintentionally funny moments

What are some that you can think of?

Van's rant after he gets thrown out with Ariel and Suzanne at the final 6:

"Don't got no TIME for this shit. I'm a fucking MAN. Don't treat me like some little BITCH."

"I'm working my dick in the dirt 24/7, and I'm getting screamed and yelled at by this psychotic British motherfucker all the time!"