funni (totally related to r/icse)

So, there was this girl let's call her manorma, and she had the biggest crush on a guy—we’ll call him tubelight. Now, when I say she talked about him all day, I mean ALL DAY. From morning assembly to the last bell, it was "tubelight this, tubelight that."

"He yaps so much!" "His talking skills are chummi deserving" " he's just sooo... "

Basically, she was obsessed.

One day, she hit us with the most dramatic story ever (tubelighti ne usko batayi) tubelight had a girlfriend.... THE TUITION TEACHER CAUGHT THEM. and immediately called their parents. tubelight panicked so much that instead of facing them, he RAN to the top floor and… JUMPED.

Yes. JUMPED.

At this point, we were all on the edge of our seats gasping but manorma said ki he was fine

I swear, I laughed so hard..Like, how can someone be this dramatic? LMAO.

Manorma kept dropping hints like, “You know, after tuition, he waits for me for 10 minutes.”

Naturally, we assumed they were a thing. I mean, all the signs were there, right? RIGHT?

Wrong.

A few days later re discovered the ultimate plot twist— Manorma and tubelight had NEVER. EVEN. SPOKEN.

Not once. Not a single “hi.” Nothing.

Every single story? FAKE. The legendary breakup drama? Fabricated. The post-tuition waiting session? Pure fiction.

Honestly, I still can’t process it. Manorma was out here living in a romantic thriller while tubelight had no idea he was the lead character.

10/10 storytelling skill tho.