My roommate is the worst man

Man I literally hate my roommate Like literally 1) this guy never steps out of the room, hardly attends the college 2) he is always on call with his gf like bro 20+ hours are you serious 3) he is always playing his guitar loudly 4) he watches shows with his gf on laptop in full volume 5) he does phone sex on speaker like bro I don't wanna listen 😭😭😭 6) i once woke up to him masturbating 😭😭⁉ī¸â‰ī¸ like bro use the fricking washroom

And bro his mom always keeps on calling me to wake him up and there are alot of stuff

I hope this acad year ends soon so I can get a single occupancy room 😭😭