What's a single character that will satisfy my opponent

If I play gojo, they say a baby can use him If I play yuji, they say he too op If I play hakari, they say his damage output is crazy If I play megumi, they say he's braindead Mahito? Annoying Choso? Annoying Todo? I got bored after 2 straight weeks of playing him And I don't like locust guy Edit:Your comments have helped me realize that I have been understanding this wrong and the real purpose of games. Thank you all.