Your most embarrassing mistake while speaking?

I tried to use the word 지위 (rank/status) in a sentence but because of a pronunciation error, instead of saying "한국 문화에 지위가 중요하잖아요" (status is important in Korean culture) I accidentally said "한국 문화에 자위가 중요하잖아요" (masturbation is important in Korean culture). Someone else please share their embarassing mistakes while speaking Korean to spare me some of the embarassment.