Cereal Commercials aren't a thing and the barista at my trendy millennial coffee shop made me want to crawl into a hole after I referenced one as a joke.
I love my millennial coffee shop that turns into a bar in the afternoon/evening. It's industrial, but natural. Great pretentiously sourced beans, etc...
They offer cereal milk lattes and today the flavor was "Trix". I ordered this and was informed that the sign was wrong and today's milk was "Pops" flavored.
My response was: "even better, Trix are for kids". The returned look of confusion over a very specific statement that only makes sense if you watched kids programming in the 90s sent me spiraling mentally.
My mind was in a pretzel...do I save this with a fairly long winded explanation why it was a good comment? Do I slink over to my corner and avoid eye contact? do I switch my order to a to go order? Pure millennial dread over a "situation" that is likely only happening in my head.
I stand behind that comment being a solid 7.5/10 to the right audience, but I currently feel so dumb.