Corncob pipe contest anyone?

It's about that time of year when the corn is about ready to become big enough for some good-sized corncob pipes! I know it's a little early, but being on a country house in rural southern Minnesota, the corn looks great! I suggest a simple contest, or challenge. We'll see who can make the sharpest looking corncob pipe! Rules are simple, if you didn't make it (or grow it, or find it) then it cannot be used! Basically, no machine-made items. Pipes must be au naturel. Although, stain/paint used for the pipe is acceptable. I know this may sound challenging but then it wouldn't be a challenge now, would it? A simple picture will work, but an album of the process would be the best. Then, when you're done, post it on this subreddit so we can all see! Good luck!