Today on the Q conspiracy channel… trans squishmallows
I was at five below with my (staunchly MAGA, somewhat Q- adjacent) dad, and I foolishly assumed we were just going to have a normal time. Halfway through our trip, I hear him exclaim “Oh no! Is that what I think it is? It can’t be!” I turn around to see him holding up a perfectly normal squishmallow, a green frog with a flower patterned stomach. I asked him what the problem was and he went on to explain that it is clearly a trans squishmallow because its name was Robert but boys don’t wear things with flowers. I pointed out that hawaiian shirts exist (and typically feature flowers), but he insisted that men do not wear that specific pattern so Robert must be trans. I even read off the tag to prove he was overreacting- it just said Robert is a typical dude who likes basketball- and he just kept laughing and saying “Oh my god” mockingly. It’s unbelievably ironic how Q believers claim liberals are obsessed with gender but then will become offended over a small thing like a literal children’s toy.