Just finished this movie, sought a subreddit just to talk about how bad it is

This is laughably up there in my top 10 worst movies I’ve ever seen, why did they assemble a bunch of characters we had never met before and gave us 0 backstory and acted like we should care, why did any of these people care, why does cowboy abb prince care, why does Asian sword lady care, why does ex general care, none of it make sense why they give a fuck about a village with 13 houses on a hill.

Also, why the fuck is this dreadnaught in need of 10,000 bushels from this backwater village, we watch them travel to the planet with tentacle king and raise it to the ground, your telling me that entire planet that apparently is so invaluable it can be raised to the ground didn’t have 10,000 bushels worth of food.

And before we have the weird brain communication scene at the end, why the hell is the robot voiced by Anthony Hopkins dressed as godamn Loki and holding a spear in the field, what the fuck is this.

Not to mention the dozens of unnescary sexual assault scenes and characters introduced with more lines and development then our final team that were supposedly just side characters