What does the messy writing in the Phantom Menace review say?

In the Phantom Menace review part 1 there is a quick shot of something I feel like Mike wrote himself. I've been trying to figure out what it says and attached a photo of my drawing over it to figure out what it says. But I can't for the life of me figure out what it says after "ugly".

Does anyone know what this says?

https://preview.redd.it/9p1ji0oak2fe1.png?width=1440&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f875ccdcba4973ee31ec838ae5319d2c4cdc43e

EDIT: After the help from you fine folks in the comments here's my recreation of the letter.

https://preview.redd.it/03zrncfapyfe1.png?width=772&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2220893dae43058d66a28f0399005f3f3651b55