I should have never got inside that SMCI van.
“Disclaimer: Kidnapping is a serious crime and not a laughing matter. However, the darkly comedic twist of being abducted yet fixated on buying more SMCI shares on margin via your phone in the midst of such a crisis is a satirical nod to the relentless passion of tech investors. No real abductions or stock trades were harmed in the making of this concept.”
“Disclaimer: Kidnapping is a serious crime and not a laughing matter. However, the darkly comedic twist of being abducted yet fixated on buying more SMCI shares on margin via your phone in the midst of such a crisis is a satirical nod to the relentless passion of tech investors. No real abductions or stock trades were harmed in the making of this concept.”