Trump is inevitably going to invite the absolute worst Scottish personality to the White House for St. Andrews Day. Who will it be?

Michelle Mone is my number one pick.

EDIT: So far it’s a tie between the cunt fae BrewDog and the cunt fae GB News.

EDIT 2: Disnae matter anyway, whoever it is, we’re banding together to do the ol’ switcheroo and sending Michael Forbes instead.