Never Have I Ever Been So Deprived of Happiness When Playing A Game, Fuck Quick Play and Fuck Elite Smash

Every push I make I get to 13.4 Million GSP on Ken and I get so excited because I’m on a winning streak and am so close to just never having to play Ken again. But no, I have to go against fuckers playing braindead bitch made characters with bullshit rulesets and fall right back into 11 Million. Says a lot about these fucking characters. If you main Ness, Falco, Kirby, Inkling, or any character that allows you to throw out bullshit, miss, and then fucking hit me with a whole different move while I’m actively throwing out a move to punish you I hate you. Obviously not to all, but to those that are fucking pussies when it comes to playing this weak ass game. Like it’s actually saddening how fucking stupid some of these characters are and how easy they can just do shit and not face repercussions for their mistakes.

Then we have the motherfuckers who play with whack ass rulesets that only benefit them whether it be maps, final smashes, or even just playing with items that cause the game to turn out in a random way that doesn’t rely on who’s the better player. Fuck you to the players with weird ass, bitch-made ass rule sets.

It’s so sad that LITTLE MAC, without spamming smash attacks mind you because I actually despise that shit, was easier to get to Elite than Ken is right now. How the hell do y’all quick play players have genuine fun playing in that dogshit mode. I don’t think I’m ever touching quick play again, that that shit. From now on I’m either playing Arenas or Smash offline against Level 9 CPUs because those motherfuckers actually play skillfully and have more sense of what skillful plays are than the majority of quick play bastards.

I’m done with Quick Play, shit doesn’t reward people for having genuine skill and just rewards straight bullshit playstyles and dumbass rulesets. Elite Smash ain’t even worth it anyways, I’m not getting any achievements for every individual character I get into elite, just a dumbass yellow box that light up the character slot.