proposal for official st pete demonym

So according to Google we don't have a singular official demonym (nickname for residents if a city, like Londoners, New Yorkers, or Angelinos). Instead we have 'St. Peterburger, St. Petian, Burgian, etc. none of which are very good.

I propose we all collectively refer to ourselves as "Burglars".

Will this be confused with the common noun "burglar"? Yes.

Will it make for incredibly funny newspaper headlines? Absolutely.

I am not at all qualified to make this decision, nor do I know anyone who could formalize this. I will not be taking further questions at this time.