What's the biggest scrub quote you've heard/read?

I've once been accused of having reached 1700MR "thanks to Jamie". They later clarified he meant I was carried. Conversely in V I played Balrog, notoriously strong character, and I've been called carried and a tierwhore.

EDIT: downvoting this post kinda sus imo (I really don't care either way, but it makes you think who populates this place)