Considering alcohol as an option

So I'm grading my students animal farm question sheets, and I can just tell that some of them, if not all of them have not paid any attention to the movie. Almost everyone has the exact same answers on some of the questions. They also got the very first question wrong, even though I literally told them the answer at the very beginning!

I've gone my 28 years of life without drinking alcohol, but at this point in time, I might have to actually consider it a viable strategy to keep my sanity