Dirty bastards

Is it just where I work or are the toilets atrocious throughout the civil service. I went to sit on the loo lifted the lid and didn’t think to check and sat in someone else’s piss! It’s ridiculous and disgusting. I shouldn’t have to check for piss on the seat before I sit down! I want to find whoever it was and cut their penis off so the can’t ever spray the seat with their piss again