ULPT: Neighbor is a cunt.

My maga loving neighbor reported me to the city for "litter". The Litter in question is an old lawnmower parked at the back of my yard. It still works my yard crew uses it when they come. It's been raining a lot so too wet to mow. The lawnmower doesn't look the greatest but it works just fine. Well he called the city and wants them to remove it and apparently the city is backing him up on it. My house is the second to last house on a dead end street and there is no HOA. This guy just doesn't like us because we had a Kamala sign in the yard around election time. I need some God tier unethical tips to make this dude want to move back to Arizona or wherever the fuck he came from. I want him to dread getting up in the morning.