Alright, so check this out-Im in my house, minding my own business, cleaning up feeling all good because I’m down 34 pounds since July 28 (from 265 to 231—shoutout to 12.5mg Zepbound and my questionable willpower). And while I’m in the zone cleaning and I hear a TV commercial for Dulcolax.

Now, I don’t know about you, but when you hear a laxative commercial it’s like your brain stops for a second. And that’s when it hit me…Why the hell doesnt MagO7 have a commercial?

I mean do the math:

MiraLAX on TV

Dulcolax got one.

Metamucil? Got people out here shaking orange powder into their water like it’s a cocktail.

They out here acting like the damn Avengers of Bowel Movements.

But MagO7? Nothing. No catchy jingle. No celebrity spokesperson. No slow-motion shot of a relieved person or dancing after 24 hours of MagO7 magic.

Where’s the deep-voiced narrator saying, MagO7: Because you KNOW what’s coming?

Where’s the ridiculous list of side effects scrolling across your TV screen that sound scary but somehow make you want to buy it anyway?

MagO7 is out here doing the real work the unsung hero of digestion in silence.

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