Got backed into by a GSA van today

Drove my cyber truck home from the bars last night (thanks self driving) and left it parked on the sidewalk by the barracks. This morning I came out to make my buddy clean the puke out of the backseat and I see somebody with the thickest glasses I've ever seen staring at my truck.

I said hey bud, you got a staring problem? It's ok to be jealous that the president made my car. He just kept looking at it and saying "that dumpster came out of nowhere" over and over. As if he couldn't recognize the masterful architecture that is slightly rusted steel with sharp angles as my beautiful cyber truck, and not the barracks dumpster that was 3 feet to the left.

Now I'm looking at a $60,000 repair bill because the entire battery needs to be replaced due to a small dent.

I'll have a fire extinguisher and the phone number to AER.