The Ultimate Work Tote

Hi everyone, I’m still on the hunt for the ultimate work tote that meets the following criteria:

Must-haves: - Fits a 14-inch laptop - Straps that aren’t too thin or small - Zipper closure (not easily accessible for pickpockets) - Durable - Leather or nylon (no vegan leather, please) - Can stand upright on its own - Professional enough for a corporate setting

I’ve gone through the sub but haven’t found anything that checks all the boxes. I’d really appreciate any recommendations!