Guard Dogs?

I was in the basement watching TV with my husk one evening, my wife being away for the night. All of a sudden we both heard a strange thud upstairs

We went to investigate, dog in front, but very slowly. When she got to the top of the stairs she paused, craning her neck around the corner…

And then bolted down the stairs. We damn near tripped over each other as we ran down

Finally, I decided I’d be a big boy and go back up

A poster had fallen off a wall…that’s it. Did I mention she’s scared of paper?

Another time, in the middle of the night, she heard something, jumped out of bed, and started barking frantically. I got out of bed, thinking she’d show me what’s up. But when my foot stepped onto the floor, that was her cue to hop back into bed, cuddling up to my wife.

Anyway, how are yours as guard dogs?