Just stop.

Lady brings up a overflowing cart of snuggle flannel. She loads them on the counter. "I'd like 2 inch samples of all of these." I said "Sorry ma'am but we have a 1 yard minimum on fabric cuts now." "That's if I'm paying for them, which I'm not. I'm just getting samples."

"We haven't given free samples for years now. We used to sell 2 inch straps, but because we are in liquidation we have to do 1 yard minimum. So i cannot do this for you."

"IVE ALWAYS HAD THIS DONE BEFORE!"

"Probably before we went into liquidation, sure. It's just everything is different now."

"ITS FOR THE CHURCH!"

"Okaaaaaay."

Stares at me

"Our other stores across the river is open semi normal if you wanna try them"

"So you're really not gonna do it?"

"Ma'am I can sell you a yard or more of all of these or I can put them away. Those are your options."

Stomps off angrily

Also holy hurricane Batman! Store was a disaster. Someone went through solid cottons and unraveled 4 bolts of kona and left it laying on the floor. Thanks so much, Karen!