CALLIN ALL MEMBORS OB DA BUSINESSGANGCLUB!

Helo is me Baby p(eanut) da crimnal! Crimnal bos ob CRIMES! Today ai has did stealin blankie crimes. Dad says is dark:30 n it is BEDTIME! Dis lies n slamder n DIS IS MINE BLANKIE! Also it is CRIMES TIMES! Ai says dis is not for dad. Dad not oblowed to sleeps! Sleeps is for peanut! HECK DAD GO CRIMES! Has you did good crimes dis weeks?