Naona mambo yangu inaanza kua archives. Nazeeka man

Well, bado na-argue deep within self the fact that nazeeka or rather I'm no longer that small little boy who had no idea of what food was on the table and what plate is his. Why am I saying nazeeka? Lemme tell you.

I've witnessed this government from kibakis time when I had no idea of what life even was, from being governed to be ruled has taken quite some time yk. I think whoever comes after this kasongo guy will have some Kibaki vibe in him or her—her? well, I can only imagine.

Scrap that, I have seen local music and film industry grow too. From jamming to Banjuka, then Zima Moto to Mtoto wa mama emerging together with Willy Paul damn! I'm old bana, get me my walking stick now and get ready for this final kicker, haha. Saa hii ni mambo ya mapangalee na this shit ni weird na psychotic but anyway, peweni vidonge zenu oya.

What about football sasa? Damn! I've witnessed the reign of Ronaldinho, Messi and Roro carrying Balloon d'or. Saa hii this fellas washachapa bana. I've grown idolising them mpaka sikubali kuna better players than them? Huh.

If you watch UFC umewitness time ya Adesanya na McGregor, those mfs match moja wanakafunga na some real ass money.

Nimewatch Hamilton from scratch, saa hii F1 haina vibe like before. We need some dark ass on them wheels, you feel me?

Anyway wiki inaisha ukifeel aje juu weuh? Ruto must go. Kuna baridi na niko.... ama acha tu.