Please Park Your Cars

I feel like I’m losing my mind. Cars CONSTANTLY just stop in the middle of the street on telegraph and turn their hazards on. Big pickup trucks will then blast their horn and make me go deaf when I ride my bike. When I ride the 6, some bus drivers have the balls to drive aggressively and honk. Others are more timid and let their line get delayed. I’ve seen so many cars just stop in the middle of the street when there are several FREE parking spots they can use. Are drivers just straight up p*ssies who are too afraid or lazy to park and walk 30 seconds to wherever they need to pick up food?! Can we petition to get a a death ray measure for AC Transit on the next special election ballot? I would 100% be open to bus drivers disintegrating double parked cars with alien technology.

Disclaimer: I have a car and have nothing against them. I just look out the thing that’s glued to the front of my car (I think it’s called a windshield), and I don’t stare at my crotch to watch tik toks or read texts while I drive. I also park my car and only use the emergency red button when there is an emergency which warrants pushing the big red button. Also, I don’t think this problem is specific to Oakland. There are bigger idiots in Berkeley and Alameda.