Elon Musk Welcomes 14th Child, X v14.0, After First 13 Disown Him

World's richest man, multibillion tech mogul Elon Musk, and partner Shivon Zilis, welcomed baby X v14.0 into the world on Friday, Musk's 14th child with at least six different women.

Shortly after birth the baby was implanted with Musk's patented Neralink AI enhanced chip and updated to 14.2 firmware. The baby was then fed a bottle of Musk's synthetic baby formula NutriX, a patented highly engineered "milk" product made from the bones of undocumented Haitian immigrants.

The baby's full name "X v14.2.0 Æ ŽŒ Ï Golden Destroyer of Worlds Musk," was registered in the US Copyright Office later on Friday.

The couple announced the pregnancy after Musk's first thirteen children, including 5 month old X v13.4, disowned their father for being a giant douche and ruining world political order.