I’ve been banned from r/nbacirclejerk so here are my main pop girlies as NBA players

Taylor is obviously LeBron James. The face of the league. They are that bitch. People think that Olivia Rodrigo is LeBron, they are wrong.

Miley is Steph Curry because they both shared the same career path as their dads who were mid and both absolutely blew their parents success out of the water. Plus they both have siblings in the same career as well.

Tate is Victor Wembanyama because they’re both generational talents who are going to be at the top of their fields in no time.

Azelia is Draymond Green because neither of those mfers can stay out of drama and say/do the most at all times.

Arianka is Tyler Herro because they both want to be black.

Onika is Zion Williamson because they were both super hyped prospects, all time great highlight reels, but lazy and all you ever hear about is drama with who they’re fucking

Olivia is Luka Doncic because they are young stars who are clearly making their mark. Luka gets compared to LeBron like Olivia gets compared to Taylor.

Selena is Ja Morant because they both like to complain about social media, while posting on social media. Plus they both recently posted things that made a lot of people upset.

Ok purrr bye thx💅🏼😽✨