No, you are not funny and your repeated attempts to “get me to smile” are obnoxious.

One customer in particular thinks he’s a comedian, that it’s his job to make me crack a smile and laugh at his boorish attempts a humor.

I’ll provide an example of him trying to be ‘funny’; when I am running the till, we’re expected to ask if the customer would like a copy of their receipt, most times no one does, this jagoff however has gotten it in his head that it’s ’hilarious’ to repeatedly suggest that I print off a copy and give it to one of my coworkers or vice-a-versa.

It’s not funny, it’s not silly, it’s not cute, it’s stupid and shows how limited some people can be when attempting to ‘lighten the mood’.

He also asks if ‘I’m ready for him’ when he comes in, suggests I smile more, and what’s best is, he is of the flawed opinion that the ‘customer is always right’ when I have no doubt he even understand where and when that comes from nor the actual quote (which is ironic as he has a poor taste in clothing, wearing ‘beer goggle’ snow goggles).

It’s irritating, annoying, and I have tried my best to ignore and not respond, yet all that seems to do is make him want to do this more. Frakkin’ dolt.