The Stupid-Juice

Does it ever feel like maybe someone flew over the county the night before, and sprayed "stupid-juice" on everyone as they slept?

Now, don't get me wrong - I'm not some chemtrail weirdo...just making a somewhat humorous observation.

This morning on the way to work, for example, I saw the following:

• A slow ass car reverse onto a 45 mph street right in front of me & proceed to drive like 30 all the way to the freeway.

• A big lifted truck that unnecessarily changed lanes within inches of my front bumper on the freeway.

• A Mazda SUV that started exiting the freeway, and then as soon as I went to pass them going straight, swerved back onto the freeway almost hitting me (dark color Mazda SUV)

• Another Mazda SUV (or possibly the same one, but that would be weird) that turned right onto El Cajon Blvd from 70th from the middle lane (that was supposed to go straight), cutting off a work truck that had been turning right from the correct lane. The SUV then proceeded to cut off the work truck repeatedly while driving down ECB, brake checking them and swerving all over in front of me. They eventually peeled off and did a u-turn at like 25 mph, squealing their tires.

• Some dipshit on an electric bike riding down the middle of the lane on El Cajon Blvd, while cars had to figure out how to get around his stupid ass. Later, he almost t-boned a car that was turning right but had to wait for a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

So please be careful. They apparently loaded EXTRA-STRENGTH stupid-juice into the dispenser overnight.

End rant.