The inauguration was fake. Biden is going to have Trump arrested any minute now.

Trust the plan, guys. Biden has hard evidence of Elon manipulating voting machines. Big things are happening behind the scenes! Has anyone checked Kamala’s travel movements today? She KNOWS! The inauguration was fake and the FBI will round up all of Trump’s accomplices at the conclusion of the inaugural ball.

Gonna happen real soon…

…I’m sure we’re just waiting for the deep state to order the swat teams to enter the ballroom…

Any minute now.

Just kidding! Did I tickle your delulu? Perhaps you’re having trouble adjusting to this new reality. Trump ascended to absolute power at noon today, so we’re already 10 hours into being f’ing dictatorship. Our democracy is cooked, and so is the entire free world.

It’s time to get real and make a plan to survive the coming chaos. This is serious.

Good luck and Godspeed. 🫡