what the fuck is wrong with microsoft and new teams?

I have avoided it on my win10 desktop at home for months, and as of today it switches every 5 minutes to new teams, even when typing. Whatever the popup is, hitting any key confirms it, I haven't seen it yet because it only appears to open when I type, so I give in and just use new teams - I need to fucking work, and now, suddenly, teams absolutely ALWAYS pings my phone for every message even when I'm actively typing to that person on desktop.

How is this a fucking problem? Why am I being forced onto a new app that works worse than the old app? Why is forcing constant app updates the only fucking way anything works anymore? Make a fucking chat app. the app chats. When it's feature complete, FUCK OFF FOREVER. Do sec updates as needed AND LEAVE THE FUNCTIONALITY ALONE.

I don't actually want everything I use to be different every 45 seconds. I'm actually OK with some applications being built with a purpose, satisfying that purpose, and then halting. And if literally the only way to justify... Honestly I have no idea what since teams is free or a throw in but to justify a whole bunch of people who work on it all the time (I hate all of you, by the way, if any of you are reading this, fuck you and your whole team) how in the hell are they reintroducing OLD bugs in a NEW version of a fucking app that does not have this issue on the OLD version?

Like how does that happen? I did the usual. I signed out on other devices, I reinstalled the app on both devices, but no matter what, new teams=double pings and it's so goddamn annoying and I can't have it muted on my phone as I need it to work on my phone when I'm away from my workstation. It's just infuriating how bad microsoft is at literally everything they do, how poor their documentation is at keeping up with their own changes and how unless you are a fortune500 you have absolutely no capacity to receive support and even attempting to get support ranges from actively dangerous to just flatly stupid and worthless.

It sucks. I hate new teams. Rant over.

EDIT:

Yeah I mean, you guys do you. I was venting my frustration and stand by it - but if you really don't like rants you can filter them, check out the sidebar or click here: http://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/wiki/filters

and honestly if you just want to roll in to rant about ranting, way meta bro but a lil hypocritical but hey you do you... buuuuuut maybe try to be constructively critical or talk about what you like with the new teams vs old (you guys must have way different use cases than me - but I am literally only using it for chat and sometimes meetings) cheers though, at least we can all hold hands and agree new outlook sucks