4x your salary or 200k per month tax free, but it'll be a random job I give you

I’m Convinced We Are Advanced, Biologically Programmed Entities Running on a Set Script

i listened to an album while painting this, any guesses what album?

I have an IQ of over 140, but in reality it does not mean anything. AMA

Thank you

Found a gummy bear mold in my pack of gummy bears

what is the first thing you see in my painting

AIO- I am banning phones from the bathroom because my husband doomscrolls social media for up to an hour while "pooping".

We live in a simulation that runs on negative energy.

First day sober.

You’re on death row and will be executed at 10am tomorrow. You get to pick any person in the world to have one last night of sex with, along with a final meal of your choosing.

I wish my penis has tastebuds

You can’t tell me this isn’t the biggest virtue signaling psyop of the decade. It’s so blatantly obvious, the rabbit hole is deep on it, but the question is what’s the intended outcome?

Alex Jones confirmed within last hour from high level CIA sources he's top of dark web contract kill list right now. Top InfoWars Reporter Jamie White was just murdered by them, Chase Geiser was swatted last night. May Lord King Jesus Christ and The Force be with Alex Jones and whole InfoWars Family

Add 2 inches to your dick, 2 inches to your height, or $100,000 in the bank

Get out now while you can. I just sold my 72K dogecoin.

Lmao can anyone do this?

Still my most favorite Reddit comment.

I wish that you (The person reading this) get a slight itch on your back in a place you can't reach for the next 11 minutes and 6 seconds.

How many cups of coffee do you drink a day?

How did people come to the conclusion that life is a simulation?

NPC Theories are Weird Nerd Fetishes

Anyone have experiences with cursed objects?

I think its so sick how “normalised” alcohol is

Everyone who comments I’ll prompt ai to make your username into a picture