The T in MTG stands for Taliban

A place for well-constructed put-downs, comebacks, and counter-arguments.
Dakota Johnson recalls sending a gallon of gorilla poop to a friend's ex: 'You can order any kind, any size'
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Man shot and killed by Florida sheriff's deputies in confrontation after apparent alligator attack
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How are the Mandarin immersion elementary schools?
Need to know something about Vancouver? Need travel tips? Need to find a hairdresser? Want to know the best sushi in Chinatown? This is your place!
This automatic sashimi seasoning dispenser
Awful Taste But Great Execution For everything that displays quality craftsmanship in the least elegant way possible. All things gaudy, tacky, overdone, and otherwise tasteless. Work done so well, you won't know whether to love it or hate it.
This sashimi seasoning dispenser
Awful Taste But Great Execution For everything that displays quality craftsmanship in the least elegant way possible. All things gaudy, tacky, overdone, and otherwise tasteless. Work done so well, you won't know whether to love it or hate it.
Ye claims streamers banned his new single ‘Heil Hitler’
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Patriots Team Plane Makes Trip To Guantánamo Bay
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Gosh, whyever would they think that?

A place for well-constructed put-downs, comebacks, and counter-arguments.
1 dead, 5 injured in shooting during Memphis anti-violence meeting
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Tesla Autopilot drives into Wile E Coyote fake road wall in camera vs lidar test
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Tesla Autopilot drives into Wile E Coyote fake road wall in camera vs lidar test
For true stories that you could have sworn were from The Onion.
‘Just enough to get through’: Brewery selling crate of 1,461 beers to help Canadians survive the next 4 years
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I did an e11 run today... On Cruelty

This community is for the game Balatro, which is developed by LocalThunk and published by Playstack. For more Balatro conversation, please head to the stickied FAQ and check out the official Discord channel.
Wins not registering on nebula deck - known issue?
This community is for the game Balatro, which is developed by LocalThunk and published by Playstack. For more Balatro conversation, please head to the stickied FAQ and check out the official Discord channel.
Wins not registering on nebula deck - known issue?
This community is for the game Balatro, which is developed by LocalThunk and published by Playstack. For more Balatro conversation, please head to the stickied FAQ and check out the official Discord channel.
A cop and a pastor? He had no chance not to be a pedophile
News and other stories of people losing their job, a business, a scholarship/admission, or a similar kind of opportunity due to their actions online or in person.
Soccer's ruling body FIFA suspends Spanish soccer chief over kiss
News and other stories of people losing their job, a business, a scholarship/admission, or a similar kind of opportunity due to their actions online or in person.
Worst queso scenario: Truck spills nacho cheese on Arkansas highway
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Carmen Doom, MD. She's Fantastic 4 babies

Nominative determinism is the theory that a person's name has some influence over what they do with their life.
2 elementary school principals suspended for coke
News and other stories of people losing their job, a business, a scholarship/admission, or a similar kind of opportunity due to their actions online or in person.
Dr. Kurachi (Crotchy), OB/GYN

Nominative determinism is the theory that a person's name has some influence over what they do with their life.
Watch these glassy-winged sharpshooters fling pee bubbles with anal catapult
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As a guy, I can definitely say this is what we expect now
This rain chain froze off to the side

Aww, cripes. I didn't know I'd have to write a description. How many words is that so far, like a hundred? Soooo, yeah. Mildly interesting stuff. Stuff that interests you. Mildly. It's in the name, ffs.