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The T in MTG stands for Taliban

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Dakota Johnson recalls sending a gallon of gorilla poop to a friend's ex: 'You can order any kind, any size'

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Man shot and killed by Florida sheriff's deputies in confrontation after apparent alligator attack

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How are the Mandarin immersion elementary schools?

Need to know something about Vancouver? Need travel tips? Need to find a hairdresser? Want to know the best sushi in Chinatown? This is your place!

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This automatic sashimi seasoning dispenser

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This sashimi seasoning dispenser

Awful Taste But Great Execution For everything that displays quality craftsmanship in the least elegant way possible. All things gaudy, tacky, overdone, and otherwise tasteless. Work done so well, you won't know whether to love it or hate it.

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Ye claims streamers banned his new single ‘Heil Hitler’

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Patriots Team Plane Makes Trip To Guantánamo Bay

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Gosh, whyever would they think that?

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1 dead, 5 injured in shooting during Memphis anti-violence meeting

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Tesla Autopilot drives into Wile E Coyote fake road wall in camera vs lidar test

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Tesla Autopilot drives into Wile E Coyote fake road wall in camera vs lidar test

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‘Just enough to get through’: Brewery selling crate of 1,461 beers to help Canadians survive the next 4 years

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I did an e11 run today... On Cruelty

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This community is for the game Balatro, which is developed by LocalThunk and published by Playstack. For more Balatro conversation, please head to the stickied FAQ and check out the official Discord channel.

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Wins not registering on nebula deck - known issue?

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Wins not registering on nebula deck - known issue?

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A cop and a pastor? He had no chance not to be a pedophile

News and other stories of people losing their job, a business, a scholarship/admission, or a similar kind of opportunity due to their actions online or in person.

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Soccer's ruling body FIFA suspends Spanish soccer chief over kiss

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Worst queso scenario: Truck spills nacho cheese on Arkansas highway

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Carmen Doom, MD. She's Fantastic 4 babies

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Nominative determinism is the theory that a person's name has some influence over what they do with their life.

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2 elementary school principals suspended for coke

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Dr. Kurachi (Crotchy), OB/GYN

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Watch these glassy-winged sharpshooters fling pee bubbles with anal catapult

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As a guy, I can definitely say this is what we expect now

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This rain chain froze off to the side

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Aww, cripes. I didn't know I'd have to write a description. How many words is that so far, like a hundred? Soooo, yeah. Mildly interesting stuff. Stuff that interests you. Mildly. It's in the name, ffs.