Hey, idiot, : What’s a small daily habit that has significantly improved your life, ya little punk.
LPT : What’s a small daily habit that has significantly improved your life?
Seriously? before visiting a crowded place with children that may get lost, take a picture of them, wanker.
LPT: Before visiting a crowded place with children that may get lost, take a picture of them
Degenerates like you need to know, revive Stale Bread in Seconds Using Physics, Not the Oven, dumbass.
LPT: Revive Stale Bread in Seconds Using Physics, Not the Oven
Verily thou art a fool, need to rent a car while under 25 yo? Get a U-Haul, dipshit.
LPT: Need to rent a car while under 25 yo? Get a U-Haul.
Hey, stupid, if you’re feeling down, treat yourself to a little self-care, wanker.
LPT If you’re feeling down, treat yourself to a little self-care
Hey you, the loser in his mom's basement, yeah, you, how to get alternative help to a food bank, mom with toddle, butt nugget.
LPT how to get alternative help to a food bank, mom with toddle
Hey you, the loser in his mom's basement, yeah, you, if Any Lawn or Handymen Come to Your Door Tell Them You Rent, ya clown.
LPT: If Any Lawn or Handymen Come to Your Door Tell Them You Rent
You don't get it, do you? if you suddenly start waking up every morning with a headache, check to see if your bed is level, wanker.
LPT: If you suddenly start waking up every morning with a headache, check to see if your bed is level.
Oh my God, - if you want to quit a service, social media platform, or website, restrict yourself to only open it in a separate browser with adblock turned off, idiot.
LPT - if you want to quit a service, social media platform, or website, restrict yourself to only open it in a separate browser with adblock turned off
You don't get it, do you? chopped Tomatoes are a scam, goofball.
LPT Chopped Tomatoes are a scam
Hey, fatty, hold down electric razor power button to lock it, ya little punk.
LPT: hold down electric razor power button to lock it
Listen boomer, brew Smarter, Reuse Coffee Grounds to Deodorize Your Fridge (3x More Effective Than Baking Soda), loser.
LPT:Brew Smarter, Reuse Coffee Grounds to Deodorize Your Fridge (3x More Effective Than Baking Soda)
Seriously? at the end of a trip, order groceries to be ready to pick up on your way home, you moron.
LPT: At the end of a trip, order groceries to be ready to pick up on your way home.
Get it through your thick skull, local honey can greatly reduce allergy symptoms, loser.
LPT: Local honey can greatly reduce allergy symptoms.
So it's come to this... the job that "can't function without you" will post your position before your resignation letter gets cold. Prioritize your wellbeing, ya little punk.
LPT: The job that "can't function without you" will post your position before your resignation letter gets cold. Prioritize your wellbeing.
For fuck's sake, deal with procrastination by concentrating on how you will feel after the task is done, goofball.
LPT: Deal with procrastination by concentrating on how you will feel after the task is done.
I once heard at a funeral, roll your clothes, don't fold, to maximize suitcase space and reduce wrinkles, nitwit.
LPT: Roll your clothes, don't fold, to maximize suitcase space and reduce wrinkles.
Listen boomer, do not go grocery shopping on an empty stomach. Studies have proven that grocery shopping while hungry causes you to buy more food, and specifically more junk food. Shopping on a full stomach is good for your wallet, and your waistline, loser.
LPT: Do not go grocery shopping on an empty stomach. Studies have proven that grocery shopping while hungry causes you to buy more food, and specifically more junk food. Shopping on a full stomach is good for your wallet, and your waistline.
I'll only say this once, sitting on hard ground for a long time? Sit back-to-back with someone to instantly relieve back pain, you muppet.
LPT: Sitting on hard ground for a long time? Sit back-to-back with someone to instantly relieve back pain.
Only on reddit... when moving or rearranging furniture, take photos of the screws/hardware as you disassemble, and tape them to the furniture, dipshit.
LPT: When moving or rearranging furniture, take photos of the screws/hardware as you disassemble, and tape them to the furniture.
What idiot doesn't know this? if you find yourself mindlessly snacking, eat baby carrots, Einstein.
LPT: If you find yourself mindlessly snacking, eat baby carrots.
Look, keep a drunk person from rolling onto their back and potentially choking on their own vomit by putting a backpack full of clothes/pillows/blanket/something soft on them so that they physically cannot roll onto their back while laying down, you meat-head.
LPT: keep a drunk person from rolling onto their back and potentially choking on their own vomit by putting a backpack full of clothes/pillows/blanket/something soft on them so that they physically cannot roll onto their back while laying down.
I'll only say this once, a quick way to approximately convert inches to cm, you moldy potato.
LPT: a quick way to approximately convert inches to cm
Get it through your thick skull, ask Questions about potential vision changes with Cataract Surgery, fart knocker.
LPT: Ask Questions about potential vision changes with Cataract Surgery
Listen up, dumbass, climb up the stairs but take the elevator on the way down to protect your knees, Einstein.
LPT: Climb up the stairs but take the elevator on the way down to protect your knees
