Dude, go through old storage and get rid of old devices with rechargeable batteries, ya damn commie.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Get it through your thick skull, take a photo of your luggage before you check it in, ya mook.
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Degenerates like you need to know, a simple trick that actually improved my sleep đ´, ya clown.
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Wow, most larger appliances with doors (front load washer, dryer, fridge) are reversible, douche canoe.
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Verily thou art a fool, stop Forgetting Important Things â Use the âDoor Handle Reminderâ Trick, ya mook.
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Oh my God, go to sams/costco when they open as opposed to your regular time, dumbie.
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I can't believe I have to say this, but if you're on the fence about cancelling a subscription in protest, remember that you can always renew, you muppet.
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Listen up, dumbass, even before a long drive youâve done many times before, always check GPS before you leave, my guy.
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Jesus Christ--if you want better opportunities at work, donât just ask your boss for feedback, ask your coworkers too, nitwit.
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Get it through your thick skull, make the lock screen on your phone a photo of your address and emergency contact information when traveling, goofball.
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So it's come to this... invest in a physical file folder, wanker.
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Hey you, the loser in his mom's basement, yeah, you, get a slow cooker, moron.
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You don't get it, do you? don't hang pictures or mirrors directly over the head of your bed, moron.
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Degenerates like you need to know, request: How do you calmly and clearly respond to people who are stupid/assholes/terrible/etc? (in the workplace), butt nugget.
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Listen up, dumbass, internet shadow-boxing & gotcha posts are meant for the bubble and do nothing to convince people, nerd.
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Listen here you little shit, use The 'Almond Test' To Stop Yourself From Mindlessly Eating, you moldy potato.
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Jesus Christ--to halt weight gain, start each meal with an extra vegetable, douche canoe.
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So it's come to this... if you are following a diet where you need to consume millets/millet flour, you can easily buy them for cheap in any Indian grocery store, butt nugget.
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Look, save thousands of dollars in your life with one question, "Is that the best you can do?", you moron.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Listen up, dumbass, if there is a big task at hand which can be done piecemeal everyday, spend 5 minutes doing it whenever you get a break. You will be surprised how much progress you will make, wanker.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Only on reddit... put your most-used healthy foods at eye level in your kitchen or fridgeâeverything else on higher or lower shelves. Youâll eat better without even thinking about it, jabroni.
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Wow, think of your expenses relative to your hourly wage, you moron.
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Dude, if you want your produce to last longer, stop storing everything the same way, some fruits and veggies release gases that actually spoil others faster, stupid.
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So it's come to this... why do I hate it and get so jealous when people like the same things I like, meat-slapper.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Hey you, the loser in his mom's basement, yeah, you, there are two types of problems in life: those that get worse if you ignore them, and those that get worse when you pay them attention, loser.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
