Get it through your thick skull, i stopped waiting for motivation. Everything changed after that. Any lpt, ya clown.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Stop being an idiot and pay attention, teach your partner to make decisions and own the outcome — your relationship will thank you, meat-slapper.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
I once heard at a funeral, if you work a desk job, treat your inbox like a public journal. Don’t write anything you wouldn’t be okay reading out loud in front of your boss a year from now, wanker.
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Get it through your thick skull, if you're moving to a new city and don’t know anyone, take a part-time class in something you’re bad at, dumdum.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Listen here you little shit, have anyone with pre 2015 military Dog Tags remove them from hanging off their rear view mirror, ya bastard.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Only on reddit... if you own a Samsung smart TV that has ads, you can block them by adding ads.samsung.com to your block list on your internet router, ya hoser.
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Nine out of ten nymphomaniacs agree: keep ginger in the freezer, you degenerate.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
For fuck's sake, socializing and going out is a big part of self improvement. It’s not just working out and reading, dumbass.
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Jesus Christ--- I need your help and advice, nitwit.
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So it's come to this... in some countries, train seat reservations are optionnal, jabroni.
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Dude, how to stop using socmed by reading books, jerk.
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I'll only say this once, i found quicker fix for hyperpigmentation/sweat rash than what dermatologists say, ya little punk.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Listen up, dumbass, keep "Insured to Death" handy if you have health insurance in the US, idiot.
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Degenerates like you need to know, in Windows, almost every time you use Explorer to find a file, the fastest way is finding it in "Home", fart knocker.
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You don't get it, do you? skip the Coinstar fees - use Walmart self-checkout’s coin slot instead to pay with coins and get bills back as change, dipshit.
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Dude, don't complain about your job to someone who makes significantly less than you, ya mook.
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Hey, idiot, get cellphone booth sales people to leave you alone, numbskull.
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I'll only say this once, request: lacing a shoe without an aglet, douche canoe.
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Only on reddit... the first week on a job always search your name in the company slack/google docs/etc, ya mook.
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I can't believe I have to say this, but use the un-delete-able "MyAI" conversation in Snapchat as your porn folder, dingus.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Get it through your thick skull, request: How to live without electricity, dipshit.
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I once heard at a funeral, “Low energy” doesn’t always mean “do nothing.” Sometimes it means “do something smaller.”, you moldy potato.
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The heck... for decision making, dingus.
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Hey, idiot, if you’re in an emergency in public, and you need Emergency Services, call them yourself, and hand the phone to someone else to describe the situation while you act to subdue the situation, goofball.
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Seriously? when someone shares good news with you, always acknowledge their feelings first before asking questions or sharing your own experiences, ya damn commie.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
