My autistic friend is also a kleptomaniac.
Did you hear about the English teacher who lost her job?
The price to pay for grandma’s amazing Sunday dinners was listening to grandpa’s after-dinner rants.
My friend was badly hurt while trying to feed an alligator. If you think you can help him out, please let me know.
The seven dwarfs are sadly now down to six.
My friend warned me that telling blonde jokes during my trip to Scandinavia could be dangerous, and he was right. I was hospitalized for three days…
With the annual dwarf race coming up next week, Happy decided to convert to Islam. Why?
After eating that spicy food for dinner I woke up with a dinosaur in my pants.
I asked Siri why I was still single
While many companies do succession planning, people typically don't get very excited about it.
A man was driving too fast and got caught by the traffic cop.
My philosophy is: It's the journey, not the destination.
The boss came back from a late-winter holiday to Aruba and people were asking him about it at the weekly staff meeting.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a cow?
Aimee heard a knock on her door and was surprised to see her landlord, Mr. Withers, standing there.
Whenever I start doubting my ability to finish eating the entire container of icing…
LPT: Cat litter can be used to improve traction on icy sidewalks and driveways.
The Athens zoo put in a new wall decorated with Greek letters and after the zookeepers left for the day the animals were checking it out.
Experts now say that cheese should be stored on the counter rather than refrigerated
Paddy and Mick were enjoying a pint (or two) down at the pub.
I was enjoying a beer with a buddy and mentioned to him that my wife and I are now sleeping in separate bedrooms.
As a former hippie, I think dirt is groovy, man.
I asked a New Zealander how many girlfriends he has had..
A pharmaceutical company specializing in nature-based products was investigating the bark of the Ningwood tree as a treatment for male urinary incontinence.
The village was running out of water so they hired Mr. McGregor to dig for a new source.
